Mistress Maya Midnight

yourlifeinmyhand:

I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going there? I feel like we all need to be better than that. That industry needs to die, by all of us being a little bit better than that.
—Tina Fey, Vanity Fair (2008)

The idea that women are “bad” or need to strive to be “better” because they chose a profession you look down on, you rich bitch, is the problem. YOU, Ms. Fey, need to be better than that.

Ugh. I used to like Tina Fey but she is just SO PROUD of herself for not being a sex worker. It is sickening. I was really sad when I first found out.

Here you will find a collection of various vile, hateful things she has said. 

Ages ago (~three years ago) I dabbled in nude modeling. It was pretty great for my vanity but dealing with creepers on Model Mayhem was annoying. Like 90% of the messages I got were from completely untalented “photographers” offering to shoot me TFP. The messages often included subtle digs at my portfolio, which was adequate but not amazing and certainly didn’t need more boring porny shots, which were the only thing they ever wanted to shoot.

Creepers aside, I actually shot with some really talented and pleasant people. Shortly thereafter I settled into domming and my “modeling career” fell by the wayside.

Anyway, this one really nice photographer did a couple shoots with me and I only ever saw the results of the first one. Which is a shame, because the second one was all about me lounging around naked and smoking weed. There may have been a flannel shirt involved somewhere. I completely forgot about this until recently, because it was a while ago and also probably because I was so incredibly fucking stoned for the entire thing.

I’ve since completely forgotten the photographer’s name.

What are the chances some of my weed porn is floating around tumblr? Because weed pipe + flannel + obviously stoned model describes a not-insignificant portion of all the porn I have ever seen on tumblr.

If you stumble across any photos of nineteen-year-old me smoking a bowl with my tits out, please let me know as I am actually quite curious as to where/how those ended up. 

In my years as a professional dominant, I have had quite a lot of experience in dealing with first-timers. Popping session-cherry is delightful. For most of these men, this is the first time they’ve ever been able to experience their submissive fantasies for real and making it happen can be very satisfying.

So you’d think that getting a call from a prospective first-timer would fill me with excitement. And you would be wrong.

Newbies are notoriously annoying to deal with in the pre-session stage, and most of them never make it past that stage due to nervousness and idiocy. In phone calls and e-mails they are disrespectful, dodgy and irritating. By the time they show up I am already inclined to dislike them.

I know that a lot of these problems are due to ignorance and nervousness rather than wankiness or a desire to waste my time, so I created this guide for men new to seeing professional dominants. I’m hoping to dispel some of the ignorance, and maybe even some of the nervousness.

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I keep thinking I’m going to stop (Tumblr is for pretty pictures!) but tonight the inbox is just filling me with mirth. 

7) This dude sent me four messages in the space of half on hour. Here they are, in their entirety.

hey wanna have some hot great sex

message me we both live in brooklyn i can come to u if you would like me to or tommorow

no girl has resonded to my overtures, its easier at school and bars to get laid, this website sucks not one girl has messaged me

do you think im hot 

WOW I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU LET ME SUCK YOUR POOR NEGLECTED LITTLE DICK.